December 2011
niggapus:
obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries CHOCOLATE SHAKE
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this annoys the fuck out of me
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom: