May 2013
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
runintoyourheart:
WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT...
chroniczipsandbongrips:
there are two types of people in this world
those who smoke pot and those who need to
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
I’m sorry I don’t laugh at the right times
– The Wonder Years (via alll-at-sea)
tinyhatextraordinaire:
So I saw Gatsby today
Just in case any of you happened to be curious, I counted
‘Old sport’ is said 52 times throughout the entire movie
you’re welcome
maliciousmelons:
*trips over my low self esteem*
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Hello Robb this is me politely telling you that I want you naked on top of me
bulimiasux:
I want drugs or love or cuts or bruises because I just want more than numb and empty